please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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