Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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