I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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