There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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