I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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