You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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