Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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