You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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