Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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