I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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