David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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