sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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