Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My ATM looks so different sober.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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