what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Four minutes until I can fart!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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