How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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