we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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