Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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