He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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