If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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