My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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