thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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