apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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