I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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