He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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