Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
