I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Its about making memories worth repressing
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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