Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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