I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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