i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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