i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The struggles of a small town man whore
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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