I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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