so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
