Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I would fuck him just for his dog
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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