Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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