she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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