wrigley field is MILF paradise
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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