yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My penis needs a shock collar
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
