im drinking this country out of the recession.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
