we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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