are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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