It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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