I wish I could teleport
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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