apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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