I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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