I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The cops high fived after they tackled you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
