I wanna bring you to show and tell
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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