Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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