i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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