Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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