We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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