her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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