so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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