love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
True strength comes from lack of pants
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
