ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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