Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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