so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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