its not stalking. its research.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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