i don't like sucking hair
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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