i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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